• Windows NT crashed I am the blue screen of death no one hears your screams
• The web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist
• Errors have occurred – We won’t tell you where or why Lazy programmers
• Chaos reigns within Reflect, repent, and reboot Order shall return
• Login incorrect – Only perfect spellers may Enter this system
• A file that big? – It might be very useful But now it is gone
• Out of memory – We wish to hold the whole sky But we never will
• Serious error – All shortcuts have disappeared Screen. Mind. Both are blank
• Having been erased, the document you’re seeking must now be retyped
• A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone
• You step in the stream, but the water has moved on this page is not here
• Stay the patient course of little worth is your are the network is down
• Yesterday it worked today it is not working windows is like that
• There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can’t bridge